As I walked up to my ten-pin lane I saw red wine in a clear solo cup. I wondered what on earth could have been bad enough to order the Carlos Rossi served at the bowling alley... As famously stated, "Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. " And the rules are champagne of beers, as far as I'm concerned.
Ahoy, little did I know. I'm surprised this has never occurred to me - insulating one of those buggers could be very convenient. Infamous schemes by an "anonymous" relative: enjoying french wine with their turkey.