Ultimately, I bribed him for it.
Then, my brothers thought they could do a better job of building a snowman. They were right. There are now two things my brothers are better than me at: disgusting (but normal, I'm told) bodily functions and building snowmen. The photo doesn't really give it justice. This guy was taller than I am. So, we bought another six pack to share with yet another snowman. Those snow people are really into Anchor brewing products. Pretty soon we're going to have the same problems that Calvin has.