Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The Awkward Mustache Candidate

One current article regarding Vice President Candidate Paul Ryan includes two photographs from his Delta Tau Delta days, in both of which he is wearing a turtleneck. "He also had a fondness for turtlenecks," the article concludes, based on the photographic evidence.

I counter the article with: if it is front-page-newsworthy of Mr. Ryan's love of turtlenecks, then it should also be noted the lines on his forehead are remarkably remniscant of awkward mustaches. Perhaps this is in an appeal to all of the awkward voters out there, to sway them to the Romney camp.

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