In fifty years science will prove the dangers of cell phone reception. Instead of 'smoking sections', diners will offer cell phone sections; meaning, those who choose to be seated in an area allowing mobile devices. Meals will be interrupted with beeping and buzzing and one-sided conversations. Teenagers will funnel out their adolescent angst by drinking coffee, complaining about life, and texting - all things the good kids don't do. And 'texting in the girls room' will be a song by a descendent of Brownsville Station, later to be covered by a descendant of Motley Crue.