Sunday, March 11, 2012

A Breakup Scheme during a Recession

A recent conversation JLo and I had.

JLo: I'm giving you two weeks notice towards our relationship.
Me: What?
JLo: Two weeks notice.
Me: Layoffs? Bad Economy? Girlfriends take away from profits?
JLo: Yep.
Allie (via text): At least you have a drinking partner for St. Patrick's Day.
Me: I can collect unemployment at the local dive bar.

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