In honor of my brother, who is going through finals week.
Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, (this was usually the norm). Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall-- thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' "We are too hung-over to study,"
they shouted with cheer. "So forget the exams and bring on the beer!"