Just Ta-ap It In

Happy Gilmore has a stint where he's a construction worker. He accidentally hits his boss, Mr. Larson, in the head, with a nail gun. Mr. Larson survives and walks around with the nail for some time until he has it removed.

After a few days of constant tire pressure decrease I took my tire to the tire doc. I learned that my tire, too, was embedded with a nail. The nail was removed and the tire was repaired.

By commutative property it is therefore proved that my tire is on the same caliber of toughness (albeit hopefully not insanity) as Mr. Larson. Six degrees of separation indeed.