Saturday, October 22, 2011

Crazy Couch Lady

Work is raffling off one of the reception area couches.

Now my thought is, my couch is fairly gross. I'm wondering if I should enter in the raffle - or if that would reflect poorly on me. Or if the available couch is more skank than the one I have. I don't ever see anyone sitting on it. It's a reception couch... It doesn't get used that much... Right?

I have this irrational fear, though, that I'll become this repository for old couches. Couchland. That they'll accumulate and multiply in awkward shapes, sizes and  hideous crossbred patterns, until they run over my apartment.  

I mean, what does one even do with a couch they don't want anymore? Or are there constant couch raffles going on?


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