I'm building an ark. With a pirate guard to 'keep all the haters out'. It'll help me get to work, with all of that rain we've been having...
A photo just because...
...and a couple of follow-ups on past hypothetical situations:
Mad Lib: Pick a friend & a noun (person, place, thing, or idea, in case you forgot. Yeah, I know you didn't forget. Sheesh.)
You make the decision to see a hypnotist to cure your bad habit. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, your hypnotist is Dr. [friend], who inadvertently convinces you that you are (a/an, as applicable) [noun].
You’re the editor of the newsletter (feel free to strut around for awhile, editors do that ya know). What is your song-of-the-week?