Found a whole bunch of soccer badges at the high school track tonight. I was the last one to leave the kingdom of jogging (yeah, okay, walking) so I picked them up with hopes of finding their owner. I have no use for them - let's face it, my friends know I'm not athletic enough to have earned these.
They actually smell pretty bad. Let me know if they're yours. They may not be living rent-free on my table for much longer. I made a craigslist ad.