Alex posted about her boyfriend wanting an axe. You also should know that Alex likes to name inanimate objects.
Then I recalled the cover of Uppercase Issue No. 3 and the unique axes created and individually named by Best Made. It is incredible how these tools of labor are stunning and artistic. Their names give them an identity.
I then combined the two ideas and took the liberty to create Alex's application to Best Made. Hopefully she can get a great axe for Greggy and perhaps a job since she has recently graduated from college. It is also important to note that I do not think Best Made is hiring.
Also Alex & Axe - only one difference in the letters?? Possibly a perfect career match.