If 'moor' is a spice, then I just look like a jerk.
Anyway, sprang cleanin' all day. Aired out the apartment to get rid of the musty smell of winter. I have the spiffiest suite on the block.
Hypothetical situation of the week: Which of these is the main character of your upcoming novel?
a) A gentleman who cannot get out of New Orleans due to too much Mardi Grass
b) She who sells sea shells by the sea shore
c) Mr. Spandex Pants who also carrys a magnifying glass in a gun holster