Sunday, May 14, 2006

Happy day to your mom!

WARNING: This post is LAME, really awful, so don't read it unless you've honestly got nothing else to do.

Also, if you'd like to write a post about something exciting that happens to you, or something so completely boring that you can make it seem exciting, then please feel free to write it up and I'll post it. It's summer, we all have weird things happen, and lots of free time. Plus writing about nothing is theraputic!


Next up is a Nate story. Nate wanted to wear shorts to school one day, however the load of laundry containing all of his shorts was just put from the washer into the dryer. What do you do in the conundrum of wanting to wear shorts that are all wet? Obviously the simplest, most efficient, and most immediate drying solution is to put them on and then use the hairdryer all over them, and then miss the bus because you're hairdrying your pants. That's a great excuse to use to be late for school. Love being at home; things are never normal.

Next, try this if you're really bored: (I yelled at my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I DO WHAT I WANT!) (and then leave a message about what you are)

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
Febuary--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangter
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------chuck norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because im cool like that
Black------- because thats how i roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because i was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was high.
Other-------Because i'm a ninja.
none------Because i cant control myself


Have a great day! Sorry this sucked.

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