Sunday, May 14, 2006

Happy day to your mom!

WARNING: This post is LAME, really awful, so don't read it unless you've honestly got nothing else to do.

Also, if you'd like to write a post about something exciting that happens to you, or something so completely boring that you can make it seem exciting, then please feel free to write it up and I'll post it. It's summer, we all have weird things happen, and lots of free time. Plus writing about nothing is theraputic!

Next up is a Nate story. Nate wanted to wear shorts to school one day, however the load of laundry containing all of his shorts was just put from the washer into the dryer. What do you do in the conundrum of wanting to wear shorts that are all wet? Obviously the simplest, most efficient, and most immediate drying solution is to put them on and then use the hairdryer all over them, and then miss the bus because you're hairdrying your pants. That's a great excuse to use to be late for school. Love being at home; things are never normal.

Next, try this if you're really bored: (I yelled at my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I DO WHAT I WANT!) (and then leave a message about what you are)

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
Febuary--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangter
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------chuck norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because im cool like that
Black------- because thats how i roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because i was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was high.
Other-------Because i'm a ninja.
none------Because i cant control myself

Have a great day! Sorry this sucked.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Clearly, It's finals week.

You could play I spy with this stuff. Those are all my books...

And this is the uncleaned disaster I call a room...

This is a good one to play I spy with.

I spy a martini and some running shoes
A starfish and a mouse
That are both near tissues

I spy an outlet, and photos on the wall
It's clear that my room
Is the messiest of all.

Finals week is rough, as usual. Hard to believe that this time next week I'll be in the work force.

Here are a few things that have been very useful in procrastination.

First up, is an e-mail contribution from a reader:

This picture was sent in by a reader along with the following e-mail,

Your encounter with Bimbo Sandwiches reminds me of when I was in a German Wal-Mart and came across these “Super Dickmann’s”!

Now, working for that company would have its obvious advantages.

PS: I wonder what makes them “Super”?

Gotta love it. Thanks, Budzik. Love the e-mails guys. So glad my posts are inspiring people to notice and send in weird things about the world.

Next up is an article Dan found online that he figured I would be interested in because I read a lot of publications and theories and works done by scientists. These gentlemen have done some extraordinary work in the research field by finding calculations that are very practical in today's world.

The final results of the experiment proved that there are 141 beers in a keg, which makes it about 50% cheaper than buying beers in the can. The article is hilarious. Please check them out.

Next we came up with this site, since Pabst was the quality beer of choice for the evening. This site is the best; it reviews everything. And I quote,

PBR must be Cold - icy cold, in fact. As it warms, PBR molecules tend to bond with ambient urine molecules in the atmosphere, making it taste like Brooklyn Pilsner.

PBR must be in Cans - aluminum is actually an important component of PBR’s flavor. Furthermore, it’s imperative that you crush each can against your forehead when it’s finished. This makes it easier to toss into the neighbor’s yard, and nobody has to worry about broken glass injuries.

PBR should be purchased by the Case – volume discounts, my Cheap friends. Keep several cases on hand, and make "Blue Velvet" your house brew. It’ll make you appreciate the other beers even more.

I love it.

This post was completely and entirely useless. But I'm a little bit slap happy and I'm a lotta bit exhausted so I'm going to use that as an excuse. Hope the week for everyone else is great! Loving this weather - hating the allergies!